But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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