in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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