3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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