he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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