I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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