Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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