I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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