who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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