I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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