I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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