i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Less talking, more tequila
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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