woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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