dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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