So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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