Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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