physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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