oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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