Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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