doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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