question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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