I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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