is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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