she woke up with a sticky ear
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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