operation have a gay friend backfired
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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