why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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