I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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