gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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