oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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