That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
No subtext here. People are naked.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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