i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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