Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just want to make out with him forever
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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