if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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