I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its not stalking. its research.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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