**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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