You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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