I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
This is my gift to your gina
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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