You really coming over, don't trick.
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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