Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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