I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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