I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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