I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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