ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
This baby is an asshole
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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