I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I could fuck to npr.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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