I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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