We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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