I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Me too!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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