how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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