I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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