at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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