She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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